I’m not sure if you knew this but the Hawkeyes are better than your college football team.
Whoever made recovery days the same days as Monday Night Football deserves a Nobel prize.
5 am and I’m already late for this race. I hate the Queens half.
The Gatorade I had at mile 7 tasted like it was mixed with urea
Will someone please claim the cutoff jean shorts in the lobby of my building? Thanks.
I just caught some freak cleaning his earplugs in the drinking fountain at the pool. Gross.
Is it too soon to FIRE ZORN?!?!?!?!
The fall semester of my senior year starts tomorrow. My first class? Something called Rational Choice. I wish I had that one 20 years ago.
The guy next 2 me @ Starbucks is typing on a word processor.Not a word processing program,but the device that replaced the typewriter in ‘88
Oops. I mixed up the lines for the Maury Show and the Bolt Bus. Who knew that the line for the bus would have the classier clientele?
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